The Not-So-Eccentric-Ramblings of a Scatterbrain

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Well

The good news is: my floors are clean.

But that’s because a pipe in our furnace burst while I was at work.

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kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

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Okay

I don’t know if I have ever come to adore an actor so completely after seeing them in just one role. But if I had the chance to meet one actor, I would probably pick Pedro Pascal.

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brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

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Presently, I am… how you say… horn dog.

But I have resigned myself to the fact that it ain’t happening.